FOUND!!!!!!

My bike shoes are in Langley. No idea when I'll get them back but their location is known and apparently they are being treated well (they are being allowed to dry out, although that may be more of a smell issue than one of kindness).

I'm wondering if the fact that they ended up in Langley is their way of telling me I should sign up for the Delta tri?

[Editorial: It has been pointed out to me that Langley and Ladner are not the same place. In which case I have no idea what my shoes are trying to tell me.]